POLLS of Wisdom

Below you will find my poll of the week. Please vote on them and let me know that I am your friend. If you don't I will have to add a gadget that will encourage you to donate money to slightly impoverished middle aged people in Yucatan. Thank you for your compliance :)

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Wednesday, December 2, 2009

baL tsoP fO nuF ehT

To day I got on the bus like any other day. Put in my head phones eagerly pleading for the decibels of relief from the roaring yellow tube. I serenade myself with renditions of Forever feat. STUDS (or Drake, Kanye, Lil Wayne, and Eminem). Halfway through the coarse home I notice something funny about Kannons post lab worksheet. He was supposed to compare results yielded from his paper bridges and how many pennies they could hold. He is not your average everyday speller. No, he will try to write a word but create a new word and his brain preforms an incredible phenomenon of not recognizing the new word. He had written the word PENIS three times on his worksheet. If you asked him to spell penis he could, but the fact that he spelled the word pennies-penis;this fact astounds me. I felt like a missionary that was tying (ineffectively) to teach rambunctious third world children English and they just laugh at me like I have a bugger hanging out of my nose but they don't tell me because it's funny and they don't know how. That's what Kannon was like just maniacally laughing that he was going to turn in homework that had "penis" on it.

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