The Easy Way In And Out

L2k, l33t, LGH, LH6, LIK, LMIRL, LNT, LTLWDLS, LULT. Those are just a smidgen of the chat abbreviations that begin with "L". I cannot begin to exert how much I wish I could turn these not-words into a file with a really long and hateful name and then proceed to delete them into the recycle bin of damnation. Then since i don't believe in damnation I would delete the recycle bin and all it entirety. I understand but loathe the use of these. They are, in my mind killing and re-birthing a generation of the English language. But to get of this soap-box and get on another let me tell you my take on some of these abbreviations. I approve of smiley faces but to say *W* instead of ;); this addles my mind to thinking about The Jack Black Jig. ABC= already been chewed; to my understanding when our generation has kids we will teach them their Already Been Chewed's and their LH6's-you know what it means. Apparently as I surf the matrix as think, NE means "any"; that 1 less letter, which would probably take a 1/15th of a second. Why? Would you people have to communicate through telegrams like that little dirty boy from the School House Rock song "Nervous System". I didn't think so. Repent your cyber-sins and respect the keyboards. Now on a jovial note I will tell you the abbreviations that I condone: LIMT= Laughing in my tummy; LTLWDLS= Let's twist like we did last summer, i'm waiting to use that for a really special person; A/S/L= Age/sex/location, that's ...um; BISFLATM= Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey?

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