The 8th graders are well into their reproductive organs unit. Yesterday my innovative and always crude male sibling came home with some inciting, new information. The clock twas 'bout to strobe 8:00 on it's neon green numerals; Kannon and my matriarch started to discus the topical subject. I will spare you the details of this jocular (in Holly's mind, immensely uncomfortable) conversation.
My mother asks,"Well did she talk about non-genital sex" speaking of the teacher. Kannon replies in a rather surprised tone,"What, like butt sex!" This is of course not what my mother meant. Holly interjects between Kannon's and my wheezes of hilarity,"That would be awkward."
I think it's safe to say this was the first time she had heard this term, nor will she ever understand it.
Kannon and I averred the discourse and somehow got onto the subject of Extra-ribbed condoms! He conceded with,"They really make those that would suck. It would be like going down a bumpy road." He might be onto some new fetish. I told you he was innovative.
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